mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: eknaj, via pizza)

seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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(via oknope)

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

(Source: itssexualhour, via gryffindorgeek7777)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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